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9781402261213 English 1402261217 A bizarre collection of jokes revived from our comedy forefathers; the Ancient Greeks. From absurd situations to general stupidity, farting to foolishness, this book contains a wealth of jokes some of which still hit the mark and some that will have you groaning with laughter, even if it is because they're so bad, they're good! Includes such old chestnuts as: Did you hear the one about the Kymaean shopping for windows? He asked if there were any that faced south. Hairdresser: How shall I cut your hair, sir? Client: In silence, When Ancient Meets Funny Endeavors in philosophy and mythology immortalized the ancient Greeks, but what you won't find in the history books is their serious love of the funny. The same forefathers who imparted the Socratic Method and the Parthenon also passed on a wealth of filthy quips and goofy wisecracks. Some of these jokes still hit the mark, while others will have you groaning with laughter, even if it is because they're so bad, they're good. Tickle Yourself With Ancient Quips, Such As: Hairdresser: How shall I cut your hair, sir? Client: In silence An idiot hears that a crow can live for up to 200 years, so he buys one to see if it's true. An Abderite owes someone a donkey, but doesn't have one. So he asks the guy if he can repay his debt in two installments.
9781402261213 English 1402261217 A bizarre collection of jokes revived from our comedy forefathers; the Ancient Greeks. From absurd situations to general stupidity, farting to foolishness, this book contains a wealth of jokes some of which still hit the mark and some that will have you groaning with laughter, even if it is because they're so bad, they're good! Includes such old chestnuts as: Did you hear the one about the Kymaean shopping for windows? He asked if there were any that faced south. Hairdresser: How shall I cut your hair, sir? Client: In silence, When Ancient Meets Funny Endeavors in philosophy and mythology immortalized the ancient Greeks, but what you won't find in the history books is their serious love of the funny. The same forefathers who imparted the Socratic Method and the Parthenon also passed on a wealth of filthy quips and goofy wisecracks. Some of these jokes still hit the mark, while others will have you groaning with laughter, even if it is because they're so bad, they're good. Tickle Yourself With Ancient Quips, Such As: Hairdresser: How shall I cut your hair, sir? Client: In silence An idiot hears that a crow can live for up to 200 years, so he buys one to see if it's true. An Abderite owes someone a donkey, but doesn't have one. So he asks the guy if he can repay his debt in two installments.